Saturday, March 31, 2012

Pretty & Polished Jawbreaker

Hi everyone!! How are you? It's Friday night so I'm hoping most of you are out having a good time. If you're like me, you like staying in where no scantily clad schwasted skanks are out on patrol for guido steroid pushers. No offense to steroid pushers or skanks. Or whatever.

So, if you're like me, you're guido and skank-free at home, painting your nails. This polish arrived yesterday. Pretty and Polished Jawbreaker. Let's take a moment to gaze, and wipe the drool from our chins.

Jawbreaker is a handmade polish by Chelsea Marie of Pretty and Polished. HERE is the link to her etsy shop. She's on vacation but stocks pretty regularly. Even so, Jawbreaker is hard to come by, and goodness... isn't it obvious why? It's beyond gorgeous. This is 2 coats and one coat of Seche Vite.

Jawbreaker aka Best Friggin Polish Ever is a white base filled to the brim with multicolored and multisized (that's not a word but I don't care) glitters. Square red, yellow hex, blue hex, purple circular, and MOOORE. It's insane. I stared at my nails allll day. It's a little thick but nothing unmanageable. I. EFFING. LOVE. IT.

I got compliments on it all day. Rightly so! The people of the panty-verse need to recognize great polish while I'm ripping sensors from their overpriced v-strings. AKA assfloss. 

I'm at 100+ followers... you guys are amazing. I'm so happy to have you all here and I hope that I can make you smile. If you laugh, for goodness sakes TELL ME, otherwise I feel like a wannabe comedian at the mic listening to the crickets chirp. Or whatever crickets do. I don't hang out with them much.

GIVEAWAY SOONNNN.... Stay tuned, perky ones!




  1. I love you :-) No steroid pushers or skanks here, either :-)

  2. That is such an awesome polish! It really does look like a jaw breaker!

    I just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award! :)

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  3. AAAH it is so pretttty!!! I want it so baaaad!


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